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Wednesday
Apr222009

nosh nook #28 - wednesday, april 22, 2009

fast food police: caribbean takeaway closed down for opening too close to schools (link)
04.21.09 - the daily mail - by dan newling

a proposal to separate fast food and schools (link)
04.21.09 - the ny times - by cara buckley

europeans are always way ahead of us in everything--fashion, the arts, abolishing slavery, etc. once again, they've beat us to the punch, this time in the u.k., in waltham forest, a borough in east london, where they've passed britain's first law that prohibits takeaways from selling fast food near schools. yesterday, the police moved in & shut down their first shop.

according to dan newling, "bamboo joint," a caribbean takeaway that opened just six weeks ago, was ordered by police to close the place down within three days.  the owner says that her place sells food that's "not even unhealthy. (they) sell jamaican-style rice and peas, and jerk chicken" and the "street is full of takeaways selling fish and chips and burgers," so she's not sure why she was targeted...because the local government's playing nanny...that's why.  sorry bout your livelihood, ma'am.

not to be outdone by our british counterparts, queens councilman eric gioia came up with a plan & this weekend, he put forth a proposal that would prohibit new fast-food restaurants from opening within a tenth of a mile from a school. sound familiar? who knows if gioia is even aware of the recently passed east london law?  either way, it's very coincidental.

as cara buckley reports, one thing he is aware of is a recently released study, "the effect of fast food restaurants on obesity," which linked students' obesity to the proximity of fast food joints to their schools. as such, he's proposing his ban along with "other tactics to fight childhood obesity, like easing access to food stamps, putting greenmarkets in poor neighborhoods and educating children about healthy eating." at least there's that last part in there about educating kids, because last i checked, we live in the u.s.a. & people should be able to open restaurants if they want to. ultimately, the root of the problem is not the existence of the fast-food restaurant. it's the consumer's lack of healthy eating habits & self-restraint. the nanny state stuff is for the birds.

Tuesday
Apr212009

nosh nook #27 - tuesday, april 21, 2009

woman's snacks gain popularity (link)
04.19.09 - cincinnati enquirer - by ryan clark

people find inspiration everywhere--from celebrities, from their religion, from excessive post-pet death depression baking. marilyn baker's dog died five years ago & she found the inspiration to bake her own pretzels, a snack that she named "zels." five years later, last tuesday, her zels ended up on rachael ray as the "snack of the day." my rachael ray knowledge is relatively limited, so i had no idea such an item existed until now, but based on her indie rock tastes & the fact that her face is on boxes of wheat thins, i'm going to assume that being named that is a good thing.

as ryan clark reports, marilyn, a covington, kentucky area woman, has seen an increasing amount of success spring forth from her initial grief. at first, she sold her zels at the gift shop at the medical facility she works at. these days, she has her own place in covington--the yankee doodle deli--and the pretzels are now sold in over 120 locations...& now there's the rachael ray thing.

zels actually sound pretty tasty & since they're pretzels, they're esentially good for you. there's a spicy flavor, a honey flavor & a cinnamon flavor. the yankee doodle deli even has treats for your dog, whole wheat snacks called "karma's kookies." if there's one thing i know about dogs, it's that they love whole wheat & if you buy some of these for your dog, a portion of the proceeds will go towards a dog park that he or she will likely never see.  luckily, he or she will never know the difference either way.

Monday
Apr202009

nosh nook #26 - monday, april 20, 2009

gum chewing may cut craving for snacks (link)
04.19.09 - forbes

scientists have figured out a lot of crap & done lots of totally sweet things for society over the years--medical advances, rocket launches, particle discoveries & such. up until now, i've been pretty excited about the benefits of scientific research. i even listen to npr's science friday every single week & find wonder in stories of scientific finds. this time, however, scientists have gone too far...they're trying to discourage snacking.

as forbes reports, an evil study sponsored by the ivy league, world-renowned wrigley science institute recently discovered that by chewing gum, you can cut down on your snacking. why anyone would want to cut down on their snacking is beyond me, but that's what they figured out. they performed an experiment where on two days they offered people snacks three hours after lunch. on one of the days, the people chewed gum for fifteen minutes during the three hours before snack time. on the day where they chewed the gum, they ate fewer snacks & felt less hungry.  i can only assume they also felt less fulfilled, due to the snacking void.

in summary, chewing gum can help contribute to weight loss & positive health, but at the cost of less snacking.  if you must shun snacking & chew gum, you should definitely chew wrigleys. that's just smart science...& like wrigley's current slogan says, "gum is good!"

Sunday
Apr192009

#85 - a night in at the movies.

since i've been obsessed with obsessing over tv series recently & was staying in this saturday night, i decided to take a different path & watch a few flicks & since my last entry was entitled "arrr," i decided to keep going that route by watching two flicks with "r" names--rachel getting married & religulous...after catching up on the last five episodes of the office, of course.

i've been meaning to see rachel getting married for quite some time now, pretty much since it came out. for starters, when i first saw previews for the film & realized that it had that "indie" feel that i go for & that tv on the radio's tunde adebimpe was playing rachel's groom, i wanted to see it. i loved him in jump tomorrow & as it is, he's only acted in a handful of films thus far. plus, anne hathaway's in it & she's totally hot & from brooklyn. going in, i could've cared less about the fact that it's directed by jonathan demme. other than silence of the lambs & swimming to cambodia, nothing he's done interests me. anyway, til now, i slacked on seeing it.

i'm a sucker for character-driven stories & rachel getting married is full of characters. anne hathaway is amazing as rachel's recovering addict sister, kym, and all the many many other actors in the film each have numerous chances to shine. for me, one of the other special parts was the use of music. everyone's staying at rachel's family's house for the wedding & since 90% of them seem to have some sort of musical talent & most of the action takes place at the house, there's almost always somebody playing music in the background. one of my pet peeves is when a film tries to make you feel a certain way by laying the sounds of omnipresent, sappy music over the action. in this case, since there's only natural music, it adds to the "realism" of the film. anyway, i didn't cry or anything, but i definitely felt the emotion of the film & i definitely recommend it.

religulous takes an interesting (if not self-indulgent) approach to storytelling, as the film revolves around bill maher doing his shtick & examining the craziness of religion through the filter of his own experience/struggles with the existence of god. one of the guys i share an office with & who, by default, listens to npr with me, leading to multiple, daily, political discussions, passed it on to me last week after watching it. now we can have all sorts of discussions tomorrow!

it was an interesting enough film, but i have the same problem with bill maher that i have with michael moore. although maher's not as annoying as moore, both of them go at people with a smug attitude that subtly mocks their subjects & adds an unspoken "i'm right, but i'll ask you regardless to prove that i'm right" to every one of their questions. i get that it was larry charles' follow up film to borat, so there's some of that "talk to people & they'll expose their own ignorance" thing, but for some reason, i've never viewed that as the best approach to revealing truths.

throughout the film, he shows the craziness of most organized religions, speaking with a rabbi who denies the holocaust, a man who claims to be the second coming of jesus, mormons & scientologists and a number of folks hopeful for the end of the world. he does a solid job of exposing how much of what is written in religious texts is written by men & often overlaps with texts from other religions. all of them are so sure that they're right & their god & text are the one true ones & as such, do crazy things to those who don't believe in what they do & start wars & whatnot...oh humans. you'll believe anything.

#85 - a night in at the movies.
snack: broiled spicy octopus salad
drink: radeberger pilsner


tonight, i'm snacking on a broiled spicy octopus salad, made up of octopus that was totally broiled in the oven, tomatoes, onions, feta & lettuce, all topped with balsamic vinaigrette. it was more of a meal, but i sort of picked at it for a few hours instead of inhaling it all at once, so i'm calling it "snacking." as a rule, i rather enjoy picking at my food, so it worked out just splendidly toward confirming that quirk.

i guess i have to consider myself an octopus lover. that doesn't mean i'm a red wings fan or have ever had sex with an octopus (SFW?), but i very often get it as sushi & occasionally consume calamari, which is squid & like the octopus also a cephalopod. there's just something about the pseudo-chewiness of it that appeals to me. it also goes well with the 2000 horror classic, octopus.

i'm glad i chose to broil it rather than just tossing it cold in with some veggies. it gave it more of a spicy, off-the-grill, bbq flavor. recently, i've been making a lot of salads for dinner, partially due to the aforementioned co-worker above, who has been eating salads every day for lunch, partially due to the positive influence of his girlfriend. as a result, it gave him reason to question my lack of greens in my weekday lunches & i realized he had a point & remembered that i actually like veggies, so i recently began stocking the fridge with the essentials--lettuce, onions, tomatoes--& started picking up avocados & peppers & portobello mushrooms & whatnot on my way home from work so i could have me a salad every once in a while...luckily, that led to leftover veggies for tonight's salad making.

i had a radeberger pilsner along with the salad. i can't say that there's anything special about the radeberger. it's your basic european pilsner, all light & easy to drink, with a subtle bitterness. it's made by a german company out of dresden, the city that we completely leveled with firebombing at the end of world war II, destroying 13 square miles & killing tens of thousands of civilians with repeated incendiary bombings that raised the ground temperature to 2700° F. at least that war had nothing to do with relig...oh, wait. never mind.

Friday
Apr172009

#84 - arrr.

so these past few weeks, just in time for baseball season, pirates are all over the news. unfortunately for the pittsburgh pirates, the news isn't about them, meaning that they're once again (see 2003, 2006 & 2007) playing second fiddle to some other pirates. this year, those some other pirates are affecting governmental policy. all the pittsburgh pirates are doing is fielding another mediocre team & trying to avoid being the first professional sports franchise to have a losing record 17 years in a row. roberto clemente is probably spinning in his grave over some of the chumps they field these days.

the pirates that have been receiving the most attention these days are the somali pirates who hijacked the maersk alabama, a denmark-owned ship, back on the 8th. those pirates created an international incident that eventually brought the u.s. into the picture & eventually led to the dramatic rescue of the captain, a new england resident. has he been on leno or the today show yet? as a result, hillary clinton has come up with an initiative to fight the pirates, although she did have this awkward moment regarding them...way to name drop morroco, hillary.

then today, out of sweden, four men from thepiratebay.org, a torrent site, were sentenced to a year in jail & fined a total of $3.6 million for facilitating illegal downloading & therefore, violating copyright law.  despite the ruling, the site is still up, there are tons of torrent sites all around the web & artists like nine inch nails are starting to turn to torrent sites to release music.  so yeah...the swedish courts hate interweb piracy.  btw, pirate bay founder gottfrid svartholm warg...sweet beard, dude.  the hipster grifter would love you!

meanwhile, the pittsburgh pirates are currently a perfectly average 5-5 team, but every single game that they've won has been started by one of two starting pitchers--26-year old paul maholm or soon-to-be 26-year old (on sunday!) zach duke. that means that the other three starting pitchers haven't even been good enough to win a single, solitary game. you can't win a world series with inconsistency like that. i mean really...the steelers just won the super bowl & the penguins are in the playoffs. does anybody in pittsburgh actually care about the pittsburgh pirates right now?

#84 - arrr.
snack: pirate's booty
drink: captain morgan's spiced rum & coca cola cherry


in honor of pirates, tonight's snack is obviously pirate's booty, which we all know is named after one of the pirate's alternate phrases for "salty wenches." what'd you think i was gonna eat to keep up with the pirate theme, fish heads or something? think again, buckaroo. i'm going for the pirate's booty. it's at least one hundred times better tasting & one hundred times better for you than fish heads.  also, the booty pieces are shaped like slightly curly, fat lil off-white worms & i love putting worms in my mouth.

so yeah, when i said that the booty is one hundred times tastier than fish heads, i meant it.  while i assume that fish heads taste like the ass end of a rhino, the booty at least has some flavor.  still, it's made with rice & that leads to a light, airy taste that is a little too subtle.  luckily, while it's ultimately unsatisfying for me, the cheesiness is tasty enough that i don't feel the need to go hijack anything to get my kicks.

if there's one thing that i know about pirates, it's that they truly love grog--a mixture of rum, water, lime juice & a bit of cane sugar. i however, don't so much care for hard alcohol & refuse to suffer for my art, so rather than attempt to suck down a cup of homemade grog, i'm mixing some captain morgan's spiced rum & coca cola cherry. i even added a few squirts of lime juice to ward off scurvy. no cane sugar though. that probably wouldn't go very well with all the high fructose corn syrup in my cherry coke.

holy crap! check out the captain morgan's website. there's a "morganette" greeting you on the home page. she has a sexy cop outfit on, which means you have to enter an over-21 birth date to enter the site. twelve-year olds take note. type in 12-25-25 & you're in like flynn. it's all good. you're 83 and interested in rum! the marketing team at captain morgan's will get a kick out of your contribution to that demographic...& when you're done, pirates won't be the only ones who love sexy cops. way to keep the kids out, captain! lockdown!

side note: is it a coincidence that two of the three morganettes have the same name as ex-girlfriends of mine?... & if it's not a coincidence, does that mean that i'm destined to be with someone named caitlyn?